I am in a public bathroom, at the last urinal in a long row of empty urinals. A guy walks up to the urinal right next to me, dressed like the Joker. As he begins to pee he says, in a bad Heath Ledger growl, "Why...so...ser"
"PLEASE DO NOT DO A JOKER IMPRESSION WHILE STANDING NEXT TO ME AT A URINAL."
"Hey, whoa, uh..."
"PLEASE DO NOT PRETEND TO BE THE JOKER WHILE STANDING NEXT TO ME IN THE MEN'S ROOM."
"Jeez man, alright..."
He zips up and skulks away.
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3 comments:
This is my favorite so far!
Look man, if you don't want it, don't go hanging around the men's room dressed like Batman.
You should feel fortunate... while at a urinal, I was once asked, "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" It was, in fact, Jack Nicholson doing a bad Jack Nicholson.
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