Agent of Chaos

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I am in a public bathroom, at the last urinal in a long row of empty urinals. A guy walks up to the urinal right next to me, dressed like the Joker. As he begins to pee he says, in a bad Heath Ledger growl, "Why...so...ser"

"PLEASE DO NOT DO A JOKER IMPRESSION WHILE STANDING NEXT TO ME AT A URINAL."

"Hey, whoa, uh..."

"PLEASE DO NOT PRETEND TO BE THE JOKER WHILE STANDING NEXT TO ME IN THE MEN'S ROOM."

"Jeez man, alright..."

He zips up and skulks away.

3 comments:

Charlie said...

This is my favorite so far!

Heath 'Cliff' Ledger said...

Look man, if you don't want it, don't go hanging around the men's room dressed like Batman.

Kevin K said...

You should feel fortunate... while at a urinal, I was once asked, "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" It was, in fact, Jack Nicholson doing a bad Jack Nicholson.